ABouT to Bid

on EBAY... finally, the completely spastic, such as myself, have a sport of champions.... I feel like a gladiator when I enter the Ebay arena. I have a special way of timing my bid, which I will not reveal, because you'd then have to be disposed of. And once I do bid, I type in the numbers with swiftness, with clarity, hitting the enter key like I am drawing a cello's bow... for there is something wonderfully lyrical about it... and the high that mounts and mounts as you up the stakes to stay in the game.