1st DIBS: iS YoU ouT yOuR DaMneD MIND???!!!???
Your prices are at level of insanity that is beyond rational thought... do you set your prices during the afternoon cocktail shindig??
First off, you need to have this dealer take off $3000 off for spelling Napoleon's name incorrectly:
http://www.1stdibs.com/furniture_item_detail.php?id=414317&cur_tab=PR
Next, this green chair should more correctly be priced at $1.00, because it's butt ugly and anyone who tried to sit on it would FALL.
Lastly, NO ONE in their right mind would pay $8,750 for 4 BASKETS. I don't care HOW old they are. You can pick the same thing up for less at Pier One, or even better, for 99 cents at your local Salvation Army store.
And this: no words I'm aware of can describe this chair, but I wouldn't want to know anyone who'd have it in their home. That is why you've had to put it ON SALE. Better to put it in the dumpster.
Get your act together people. Go to Starbucks as a team and simmer down on a few dozen cups of joe.
First off, you need to have this dealer take off $3000 off for spelling Napoleon's name incorrectly:
http://www.1stdibs.com/furniture_item_detail.php?id=414317&cur_tab=PR
Lastly, NO ONE in their right mind would pay $8,750 for 4 BASKETS. I don't care HOW old they are. You can pick the same thing up for less at Pier One, or even better, for 99 cents at your local Salvation Army store.
And this: no words I'm aware of can describe this chair, but I wouldn't want to know anyone who'd have it in their home. That is why you've had to put it ON SALE. Better to put it in the dumpster.
Get your act together people. Go to Starbucks as a team and simmer down on a few dozen cups of joe.
posted by euphoria at 10:28 AM
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